My Quest To Do Succulent Variations Of Every Grass-type Pokemon Continues!

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

This girl’s handwriting is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week.

We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said

"Because they’re still alive."

Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.

things to normalise

- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me: