Honey Is The Only Food Product That Never Spoils. There Are Pots Of Honey That Are Over Five Thousand

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

If You Just Believe 🎁

Nintendo, explain.

Let’s kick this off with some recent portfolio work!  Hi all and welcome.  I’ll be using this to post daily sketches and finished art work.  Feel free to ask me anything you’d like and thanks for stopping by!

#kirbysDreamLandChallenge

me everytime i get a good grade: wow. everything in my life is just coming together. i’m so excited for the future <333. nothing is going to go wrong, i just need to stay calm and move forward. everything is alright and i’m in a good place. 

me waking up the next morning: shit FUCK i have so much to do i dont have enough time i’m going to fail everything i fucking want to DIE 

Some experimentations i did a while ago.

Again, Huge Thank you to the great guys from SKILLBARD  for helping me out with the music and sound design.

cuz darling i’m a trashcan dressed like a slightly nicer trashcan

remember to cry for help without guilt-tripping. i know it feels like you’ve been abandoned and betrayed, but it’s probably not true, and it’s not okay to accuse the people around you of something they might not have done.

“i guess none of you like me” could be better phrased as “i feel unloved right now”

“but nobody cares anyway” could be better phrased as “i feel insignificant and i need reassurance”

rather than assuming others’ feelings, give them time to explain them. you’ll usually get a much better answer.