No One On Broadway Eats A Hard-boiled Egg Like Devito

wakes up

several people filling my dash with nothing but weird zootopia fancomics

goes back to bed

welcome to my most surreal experience

Tutorials for Colorists #2 - How to Integrate the Lineart to the Painting Bonus content: a tip to block in shapes very cleanly!

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when you start your homework at 11:30 and it’s due at 12 am

Bloodhunter: *Walks to the rest of the party with an elephant*

Druid: Um… whacha got there?

Bloodhunter: *Drinks from flask* Whiskey.

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me