I Put New Yellow Shoelaces On My Boots To Show People I Am Cool. I Walk To My Work Full Of Old Lady Cashiers. “I

trying to talk to someone you really admire

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!

wait wait wait are gamers now executing gamedevs who try and be less shitty or

me, doing my animal crossing rounds & talking to all my campers:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

They’re girlfriends

all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history

when your friends sibling is hot

Jewish people: Never Again means now Jewish people: When we say Never Again we don’t mean just us Jewish people: This is the same exact way this started for us last time Jewish people: We’re being arrested for trying to do something and they aren’t letting people know what’s happening or how many have died Jewish people: These are concentration camps, start calling them that. Goy, repeatedly: Uhhh, calling them that diminishes the suffering of The Jews, so you shouldn’t make those comparisons!!

Goy can (and should) reblog but don’t comment.

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR