Honestly The Mere Fact That Some People Refer To Daddy Long Legs As “harvestmen” Is Creepier Than

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

on the subjects of boobs and shirts and boobs in shirts

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

time to put up my halloween decorations *glues your selfies all over my house*

The rare book library at Yale University has no windows..because the walls are made of translucent marble.

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Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?

I was so wrong

*mic drop*