*mic Drop*

this is literally the hottest thing ive ever seen 

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

2015 Rouse Shirt.

The best way I can love you is by not losing myself in you, but growing with you.

Navin E. (via nyu-tah)

Let’s never forget Tyler singing I’m Yours

Right to Work

Memoirs of a former grocery store employee

by Tara Kurtzhals

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@thenib

this kid is living in 2057

This is so vile and sinister.

My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life