Most Heroes Of Progression Are Never Mentioned In History Books.

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

“Canon FinnRey would be forced!”

Yes they would be forced. As in gifted with the force. It surrounds them. It binds them. Together forever as a Jedi couple in love. 

Here’s my comic for the plus-dog collective anthology!

to clear up a misconception:

bread is a fine treat for chickens. it will not cause any health problems to chickens if fed in moderation. 

however, bread can cause nutritional deficiencies/angel-wing deformity if fed in large quantities to waterfowl like ducks and geese. wild ducks shouldn’t be fed bread. with pet ducks a piece of bread every once and awhile is NOT going to hurt them.  bread is not some scary dangerous thing for birds. its not the most nutritious thing, but its not dangerous.

I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.

These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)

These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.

These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)

# WHERE IS THE CROSSOVER THAT WE DESERVE???