waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
me: can i have a pepsi waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat me: . A pepsi waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before ,
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