Invincible #10

Me in 2015: Lmao Donald Trump is running for president what a joke

Me on election day:

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old

Is there a word for people who really like clowns? Like instead of "furry" it's clowny? I'm sorry to bother you but you seem like the right person to ask!!

i mean like. if u have a clown persona and dress up as a clown that would make u. A Clown i guess

“Bhad Bhabie” sounds like an Australian food critic leaving a negative review.

oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.

alternatives to tumblr if yahoo goes any further

the arctic tundra. there’s no internet there but at least you can enjoy the beauty of the frozen hellscape before a polar bear feeds you to its young!!!

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.