The Moral Of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Is That No One Likes You Unless You’re Useful.

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

please watch this

all letters in my name are actually silent