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HERE’S AN ASSIGNMENT I HAD TO DO ABOUT ROME IN WORLD HISTORY HAVE A LOOK AT IT INTERNET

Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

The thing that fucks me up about tumblr is that there is literally a text post that says “none pizza with left mineral” and i laughed, and i reblogged it, and it was only after i laughed and reblogged it that I realized that post is just a random collection of five words that make no fucking sense to anyone in the real world 

Me: wow Tumblr can be pretty intense and problematic sometimes

Me: *goes on Facebook for five minutes*

Me: Tumblr is a sanctum of calm reasoned debate, thoughtful kindness and respectful good humour bless this website and everyone on it

Cant relate but this is really cute