There Is No Difference Between Coke, Pepsi, Doctored Pepper, Sprites, Ginger’s Ale, Root’s Beered,

not to be controversial but like. women who don’t compliment or validate their male significant others and instead criticize them constantly or make fun of them constantly really bother me. like tell ur boyfriend he’s cute or that you like his ass, he needs to feel good about himself too

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...

DAAAAAAAAMN BERNIE, SAVAGE AS FUCK

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are.

aesthetically I love like coffeehouses and coffee but I hate actually drinking coffee

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already