I Failed A Student For Their Midterm Grade, And They Just Sent Me An Email That Just Says “bruh.”

webkinz predicted the future

syllabus week vs finals week

look at our lives, look at our choices

I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

do . do y ou mean. this toad

and, this possum

because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because

PLACE YOUR BETS

You know what line gets me every time I watch MAD MAX FURY ROAD? 

“Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.”

Think about that. “Addicted to water.” It makes it sound like water is an extra luxury that people don’t need but are greedy for, something they should be able to go without, and if they are desperate for it, it’s their own fault, and not the fault of the man who has all of it, and withholds it.

Think about how the people in power tell us not to be greedy for the things we need, like healthcare, like a living wage, like the right to be free of fear and violence in our own communities. The people in power tell us not to be greedy for these things, when they themselves already enjoy them freely, and withhold them from us.

Don’t trust the narrative that tells us we’re being greedy by asking for things that we need.

Don’t trust the asshole sitting on a grassy hilltop with his hand on the spigot telling us not to be greedy for water.

went to my first ugly sweater party and man was it awful

Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew

Ron:.........

Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you