It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before Ellen Invites Papaw On Her Show And Gives Him A Lifetime Supply Of

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeauf

Teacher: it's obvious some ppl didn't study for this test

Me: @ me next time, sweetie

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

so i sent this email to this company that had an app i wanted to download, but didn’t have it for android:

i didnt think i would get a response, i figured they get weird shit from people complaining all the time

today i got a response

oh my god he even sent me the email they posted

THEY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED IT

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

HOT SHOWERS.

THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.

TIGHT HUGS.

CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.

FOREHEAD KISSES.

WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

Doodle request: “Something you hope not to find in a Pringles can.”

Ah SHIT I got another one with whoever-the-hell-this-guy-is inside