So I Sent This Email To This Company That Had An App I Wanted To Download, But Didn’t Have It For Android:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

Kanye replaces Zayn in One Direction and kicks everyone out. “There is only one direction,” he says, “west.”

Not shonen Star Wars

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

This clown sub-plot is gonna tie into the main Trump storyline at some point you just know it

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.