Meme Professor In 2050: Who Can Give Me An Example Of Meme Death?

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

Feed them

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

she’s out there making owl noises

Gosh, have you ever just stopped to think how the world is just filled with such beautiful things? Aurora borealis, Machu Picchu, the Great Pyramid, English castles, lush rainforests, adorable animals, The Great Wall of China, my ass, the Redwood Forests… ah, it’s just so overwhelming sometimes.