This Is How I Hold A Pen In Case You Were Wondering

Storytelling!

About meeting “things” in the forest.

(black arrows for character movement, red for camera)

I wonder what it’s like to have such a big fucking ego lmao... so sure of your generic derivative film photography skill that u constantly spam it on every platform under the sun lmao fuck Instagram “photographers”

omg my first photography hater! a milestone for a beginner like me. I’m sorry sharing photos on a photo sharing platform seems to make you so upset. I’m sure all of your prints hidden away from the crude reaches of the internet are much more intellectually lofty - highbrow even!

me: *flirts w/ someone* them: *flirts back* me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

psychic: reads my mind

my mind: The Plagues (The Prince of Egypt, 1998) ten hours version

psychic: THUS SAITH THE LORD

me: 

THUS SAITH THE LORD

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

the curve is real