[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

last night i wrapped up a couple of testing stages for Star Signal and now (after a rigorous bug testing exercise) (did you know that going between GM8.1 and GMS causes goofy bullshit?) (because it does) the game is in a playable enough state to be… playable!

Star Signal 144 (January 7 Prototype) on itch.io 

(controls are included in-game)

in the interest of completion (or in case you’re on a mac), here’s my own playthrough of an even earlier version of that prototype. spoilers, by the way.

if you do end up playing through and have something you’d like to say, my ask box is always open and i’d love to hear from you (even if i can’t necessarily figure out a good way to respond). even if you’re telling me that my game has bugs.

unless the bug you want to tell me about is the hilarious ‘ass blaster’ thing in which case keep your dirty mouth shut 

i aint fixing that, that shit’s magical

when your young padawan makes a good call

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

Fellas is it gay to take care of your children?

me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time

me: i could just pick 1 thing to do

brain: do 0 things

me: why?

brain: You Gotta

John Boyega talks about how he feels about BB-8 - Full video

Omg