When Your Young Padawan Makes A Good Call

anyway bye

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

DAAAAAAAAMN BERNIE, SAVAGE AS FUCK

That awkward moment when

Are there any objections? No? okay good, so yea Ryan is Tim Drake.👍🏾 DO IT BEN AFFLECK!

almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening

Michelle Rial