They Wanna Be Shrek And Fiona So Bad 

As a parent of identical twins, this is how we kept sane at bedtime: Crib nets! And this was their response.

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

Tic tac toe sports anime

me: *flirts w/ someone* them: *flirts back* me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

me: *names child butter*

me: *accidently brings home wrong child*

me: i can't believe it's not butter

For millennia dragons have raided and pillaged human villages for gold. Lately, however, they’ve heard of something called ‘wages’ where humans will just GIVE them gold for doing jobs.

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”