When you think you speak a language properly and go to that Country. This so accurate it hurts (apply to slang and weird accents too)
For the last season of American Idol, they should have all the former winners come back and compete against each other to decide who the all - time best is
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST HILARIOUS PRANK CALL I HAVE EVER HEARD. OH MY LORD THIS IS BRILLIANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M GONNA PEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When the disrespect is real
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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