I Am Super Sad .-.

What life was like everyday in highschool.

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my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

This cow hasn’t been given texture yet

This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality

“best stuff first” is probably one the dumbest things this website has ever done

the other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. people were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off him (I work out a lot.) then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “it’s 1815. anyone can be strong, including non felons, women, and gay people. the only person who’s weak here is you.” he started crying and gave me fifty crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

I just don’t get why they would put bees in apples and base a whole restaurant around it? :