But The Real Question Is

Small psa: Generational divides are fake, people can’t be sorted neatly into millennials, gen z, babyboomer, etc. Age is a gradient and people are individuals. Young kids are gonna do dumb stuff because they’re kids and the world is so fucking hard for little social mammal creatures with overgrown brains to figure out. Older little social mammal creatures are going to get disoriented and nervous as the way things worked when they were young are no longer the way things work. Everyone has been the former, everyone will be the latter. Be kind to each other.

Don’t eat detergent.

Anish, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of artist Anish Kapoor. Portrait is from the waist up. Anish Kapoor is wearing pink. His expression cannot be seen because there’s too much pink. The background is a confounding shade of pink that nobody likes.]

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no fucking idea what to do when the guy’s like “cha cha real smooth.” i have no fucking idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y'all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice. i’m a fraud

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

vines are legitimately turning into hollywood productions and i have no idea how to feel about oscar worthy performances in six second videos

Yoooooo! I wanna play this!

https://vine.co/v/MluDTXQ9z7T/embed/simple?audio=1

this is a mess