This Is A Mess

The Prince by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Will Smith circa 1991. Portrait is from the waist up. Will is standing with one hand in his pocket. He’s wearing a dark gray suit jacket with a silvery sheen over a black-and-white tropical leaf patterned button down shirt. Some of the leaf patterns are glowing yellow and red as if lit from within. His hair is styled in a high top fade, and he’s gazing at us with a soft smile. The background is a gradient from soft yellow to deep rose overlaid with golden yellow palm frond silhouettes.]

Ariana by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Ariana Grande. Portrait is from the waist up. Ariana is wearing a white Moschino t-shirt, pearl earrings, dramatic eyeliner, and bright magenta lipstick. Her face glows in soft pink light. Her hands rest on her hips, and her long brown hair is pulled into a high ponytail that hangs over one shoulder. The background is soft gray-purple accented with tiny glowing white fairies.]

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

If I were dating you, I'd never let you go

*heart eyes*

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

When you want to draw a thing but you’re just like