Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

Whenever a southerner says it’s cold a random northerner pops up ❄❄

Person in the real world: You know, Jim and I don't agree on everything, but he's a pretty good person. You can't agree with everyone all the time haha :)

Tumblr: I used to think Jim was Jesus Christ incarnate until I found out that he likes "The Dukes Of Hazard" and now I hope that problematic sack of literal sh-- dies in a f---ing fire with his family

ya know what would help in this situation Takato? If you had some sort of eye protection, like say glasses but they cover the front of your eyes instead of being glass you put in front of your eyes. Being plastic would help because plastic wouldn’t break as easily as glass.

Ahh but where would you get such a device? Oh well guess you’re just going to have to face the brunt of the sand storm with your eyes unprotected..

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

so embarrassing

I don’t care if you don’t watch Supernatural at all, the Scoobynatural episode is A MUST WATCH FOR ANYBODY 😂😂😂