Text From Ex: I Miss U

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

Me eating at someone elses house: I ate three chips already I dont think I need anymore food for the rest of my life

Me eating when Im at home:

Poor Grandma

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

the prophecy has read true