This Is Devastating.

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

omigosh! I have been noticed

like-luke-likes every time I see your URL this is what I think of

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*

parent: u can make more than one trip-

me: NO

me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND

me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS

me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR

parent: stop being ridiculous just-

me: HONOR

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