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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

“More, please.”

This has no doubt been done before, but I don’t care I had fun!! Hash browns playing tag, HASHTAG!!!

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen out.

On the lead up to October, have some vamps