I’m Pretty Sure 90% Of You Guys Picked The Sword.

Watch: Jesse Williams is done with these excuses

Guys the "butt" in headbutt is spelled the same ways as your toosh meaning if you butted someone with your bum you'd be Buttbutting them! Buttbutting them Guys!

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My 2 year long dnd campaign ended a week ago, so, it’s time to make new NPCs for the next one!

Vicky the Goblin: she was born with a rat tail so the shaman of her tribe decided it was her destiny to take care of ratdogs (aka goblin dogs). She likes her job a lot though, and wishes more people would appreciate her disease ridden critters.

http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/115904943092/khalmemrbenzedrine-let-a-hundred-flowers-bloom

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

I like how the actors who play Hermione and Harry in the movies have the same opinions on Crookshanks’s appearance as their characters.

Is there a limit to how much a person can love Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe? Cause I haven’t found it yet.

At this point in my life, I think I’d rather die of thirst than ask someone for help getting a glass of water.

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost