As Soon As You Think “maybe I Can Get Up Early And Just Finish It Tomorrow” You’ve Already Lost

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

serious question

is the UA version of ‘but go off’ ‘but plus ultra’?

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

When your friends start getting good at a game you usually let them win at

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, please speak now." the baker stands up. he has never met the bride or groom but he must stop this wedding before anyone finds out that the cake is just some couch cushions covered in icing

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