Please Dont Name Your Children After Flowers (rose, Daisy, Lily, Etc.) Unless You Are Plantkin It Is

as a semi-functional adult I can tell you this is true

remembering there was homework as you walk into class 

The greatest scene in anime history.

(From Pop Team Epic, episode 7)

Johnny Bravo is chad-passing

Me: Being judgmental is toxic and I refuse to partake in this kind of negativity! Someone: *Has a rat tail* Me:

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS

“Who’s The Dude With The Hottest Dance Moves Dude?”

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

Killmonger memes are still going strong

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why