Why Are Children’s Tickets Less Expensive At The Movies

sorry I couldn’t sit on this any longer anyway here’s my bnha OC, Kermit-San he’s a transfer to class 1-A and as soon as he entered the classroom he killed mineta on the spot with his quirk

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

I think it was “aperture” last time I went... but I never know when these passwords f-ing stop being active.

can someone PLEASE give me the password to the underground crypt that real photographers meet to share their photos

hope u get run over

Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

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GOD BLESS AMERICA, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Just had a brief twitter exchange with CNN’s Senior White House Correspondent, Jim Acosta. I appear to be feeling feisty today.

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard