The Red dress goes well with Red's attitude.
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
Please take my survey, I need responses for my sociology class.
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow
A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE
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2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump
Only reason I can’t perform my music live is chronic, deafening farts
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