The Worst Part Of Getting Out Of Bed Is Losing All The Heat You Had Built Up

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Except it didn’t happen in the original Age of Ultron comic book... 

It was not part of the main continuity, it was an alternate universe. If you want to read the comic where this does happen, it’s ‘What If? Age of Ultron’ #3

Hey Black Widow Fans

Just a reminder, that in the original Age of Ultron comic book,

Black Widow

is fucking worthy