If I Were Dating You, I'd Never Let You Go

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?

The Avengers (2012) | Avengers Endgame (2019)

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you're alright!

who the fuck cares

Omg I just got unreasonably nostalgic about In the End by Linkin Park. like the generation of deep 14 year old boys posting lyrics to that song as their status is over.

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

This is surreal

My class pretended to play dead.

Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious