"Oh Wow, You're Up Early!"

Not shonen Star Wars

It’s my life ok…so just let me be

Hearing a crappy pun:

MAKING A CRAPPY PUN:

Gender Representation in Media & Occupational Pursuit

Thank you for your interest in taking this survey. This questionnaire is being used for the Sociology Research Methods course offered to undergraduate students at UMBC (SOCY 300). It should take approximately 5-10 minutes. It investigates the effect of gender representation in media on occupational pursuit. Participation in this study is completely voluntary and you may choose to discontinue your participation at any time. Your identity will remain anonymous, as emails will not be collected. Confidentiality will also be ensured through the use of this data for classroom purposes only. If at any point you feel discomfort as a result of this study, please stop responding. Resources are available at University Counseling Services should you need them. Their phone number is 410-455-2472.

Please take my survey, I need responses for my sociology class.

when taylor swift gave a fan nearly $300 for a hotel room because they didn’t have anywhere to stay… when taylor swift gave a fan $90 so they could buy themselves a nice meal for their birthday… when taylor swift sent her fan nearly $2000 to help pay off their student loans… when taylor swift donated $2000 to a fan that became homeless because their family kicked them out… when taylor swift donated $15,000 to a family who were victims of a severe car wreck… when taylor swift doesn’t charge for meet and greets (unlike most artist who charge hundreds)… when taylor swift has been the top charitable celebrity (donating more money and supporting more charities than any other celeb) since 2012…

but taylor swift is the one who is “money hungry” because she believes music should be paid for

logic.  

ordering pizza

You enter a brightly light, nondescript room. In the center of the room is a cat. The cat is screaming about something.

>_

you: goes to business school for a BA in marketing

me: walks into your company’s office off the street, busts into the CEO’s office and has a stroke while pitching my idea

anyway bye