Hearing A Crappy Pun:

waterbending at its finest

Everyday Fire Emblem quotes

Friend: I stayed up so late last night, I'm so tired!

Me: You'll get no sympathy from me

Friend: The teacher's coming!

Me: Prepare yourself

Friend: How did you pass that test!?

Me: The key to victory lies within

Other person: Why are you sticking up for him!?

Me: I fight for my friends

Friend: How did you know about that!?

Me: I'm always three steps ahead

Teacher: You two have detention

Me: It seems our fates are joined

Friend: I just want this day to be over

Me: We're not done yet!

Teacher: It's your turn to present

Me: Minna, miteite kure

Rito is HOT

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

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Beginning of the semester vs now