In Another Universe.

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen out.

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

“learn how to take a joke”

why don’t you learn how to make one

Just asking for a friend

(image via illegalpeanut)

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.