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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

tfw the lord of the fiefdom you are a serf under calls you a stinkard and you come up with a clever retort a day later but he would have you executed and it doesnt matter anyway because youre not literate in latin and traveling to his keep would take at least a fortnight so you just keep working the fields like you do every day

almost every major holiday in america is based on commercialism… 

Let’s review.

YEP.

NOPE.

Yuh huh.

Nuh uh.

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very real thing that happened today my UPS guy knocked on my door and handed me a blunt and i signed for it and smoked the whole thing in one breath before blowing the smoke in his face

i’m in this very odd bubble 

like logically, i know i have a lot to do

but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their faces to the glass, yelling and knocking, and like, my homework and emails are teaming up to make a battering ram and my job is trying to tunnel under and i’m just standing here watching it all in muffled, deaf silence like “ok”

Today’s tumblr glitch is *spins prize wheel* Uhhhhh everyone posts comments with no text, just 5 empty comments from different blogs one after another attached to every post.