Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

Me as a model: no i don’t like that picture delete it

2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don't even know that we didn't always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it's slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn't raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody's happy

judge: yes plaintiff what are u suing for?

me: fraud. your honor how she gone be fine as hell wit no tagged/me

judge: dam u right this hoe wildn case closed

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ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

america has 365

So much ❤️ for these two! @willowsmith @christiaingrey

Me: you have to give me the toy if you want me to throw it

Dog: source??