Salmon_run.mp4

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?

I was so wrong

Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.

Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?

tag yourself im mango

This is hilarious and terrifying at the same time

Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

“Still, I wonder if we shall ever be put into songs or tales..”

Happy Birthday to the man who’s beautiful world will forever remind us that there is good worth fighting for. Happy Birthday, Tolkien..you did a pretty good one 

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods