This Guy Plays The Tune Of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” Using Two Nokia Phones

Why does this dog look so cool???

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Invincible #10

holy shit

(from the canes broadcast)

me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*

parent: u can make more than one trip-

me: NO

me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND

me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS

me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR

parent: stop being ridiculous just-

me: HONOR

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