Dear Amazon

I spent like about a minute checking to see if there was a reblog button anywhere because I though for sure this was a joke but it’s not it’s not a joke

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

I just want to get dicked down again =/

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

ya know what would help in this situation Takato? If you had some sort of eye protection, like say glasses but they cover the front of your eyes instead of being glass you put in front of your eyes. Being plastic would help because plastic wouldn’t break as easily as glass.

Ahh but where would you get such a device? Oh well guess you’re just going to have to face the brunt of the sand storm with your eyes unprotected..