If You Didn’t Know Already, Okami Is My All-time Favorite Game. I Love Everything About It. The Gameplay,

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

cue the sad ninja music tumblr / twitter

Plot twist: he was shopping for himself..

me

when you make a typo for comedic effect then everyone in the group chat starts goin off repeating your typo thinking they’re the funny ones

I have been getting alot of notes recently

wait what is that

what is that on the graph

I cant make it out

what

is that

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis