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“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

Waitress as a couple enters: Kathy, keep an eye on this one, she looks like shes one of those weird breadstick people

“Bhad Bhabie” sounds like an Australian food critic leaving a negative review.

I didn’t even realize people were posting September by earth wind and fire bc of the date I just assumed we collectively remembered how much that song slaps

Sorry I was late. I was busy queering traditional notions of heteronormative masculinity, I mean taking a shower.

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,