Apple Picking For The First Time 🍎🍏

savage

mutual: hey look at this funny post :)

me: op and i got into drama in july of 2015 where i doxxed them and sent anthrax to their family which killed their mother, they called the police and i got arrested and broke out of prison, tracking down their s/o and strangling them so they sought revenge by investing $10,000 in a hitman to take me out who i counter bribed with $80,000 of money which i stole from op’s trust fund in december, the hitman subsequently got arrested and op located my biological father and stabbed him to death, i have been seeking revenge ever since. don’t send me their shitty gay posts

mutual: ok! have a great day

Watch this docudrama about a guy who shaverizes his weird face beard face.

when I tell u I LOST IT

he dead

Ladypug.

just-shower-thoughts:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years tonight.

me when i find out a game has object physics

Uh idk who is cuter

please tell me no one beat me to this joke