So If Beth Says She Hasn’t Seen Her Father In 20 Years, And She’s 34*, That Means Rick Left When

evil morty! being a morty, his brain can only house so much information, so he made his rick create a supercomputer where he can upload and store his memories, as well as all new knowledge and data he accrues. he downloads back only what he deems relevant.

“I’m sorry if it hurts Chi-Chi and Gohan, but please don’t try and resurrect me. Besides, Gohan’s a lot better person than I was…”

I think about this line a lot. It shows a lot of self awareness from Goku, y'know?

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Evil Morty discovers that Ricks collect Mortys and make them fight each other. For fun.

Continuation of my Evil Morty origin story (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

logarithmic growth / exponential decay

man of many names and faces, consistent only in station: always second in command

water

Follows these comics.

Bill likes making a nest out of bills -- the eye on the pyramid calls to him for some reason -- but stupid Stan keeps taking them! Sorry, pocket dorito! XDD

Grunkle Stan an’ Ford traveling the world by boat, sending snailmail postcards and photos to the kids.

Stan tried to use the copier to study his brother’s books faster, but the clones kept crying themselves to death ):