Evil Morty! Being A Morty, His Brain Can Only House So Much Information, So He Made His Rick Create A

So, I adhere to the headcanon that “our” Rick DID come back to Beth at some point (probably after the battle of Bloodrich). He didn’t actually abandon her for 20 years and that’s why he has memories of holding Morty as a baby. However, “his” Beth and her family were attacked by the Galactic Federation and killed.

That’s why our Rick knows he can dimension hop and replace a copy of himself, and why he’s so thoroughly apathetic to the C-137 family, even though he does have moments of fondness. They’re not his.

His baby died years ago…

inedia! 🍉

>:DDDD

(Okay, I NKOW you all were probably asking for fluff/comedy but my brain just wasn’t having it today. I’M SORRYYYyyyyyy~)

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A spinoff of my Evil Stan AU :D

A stray Portal Ford and his unfortunate Rick stumble upon the Human Henchmaniac, Stan “Piraña” Pines, loyal minion of one Bill Cipher.

Can they outwit the Ford-Killer Fish?

Iruka coughed. “No,” he said. The food had gone the wrong way.

“Oh.” Naruto always held his ramen like someone was going to take it from him. “Okay.”

“Naruto,” Iruka said. “I got this old thing way before then. I promise.”

“Okay.” Naruto stirred the broth, chasing a stray noodle. “I always wondered, is all. If it was me, I mean. The Nine Tails.”

“It wasn’t.” Iruka put down his chopsticks. He licked his lips, and then dabbed himself with a napkin. “It was, um. Mizuki.”

Naruto’s eyebrows furled. “Who?”

“Mizuki,” Iruka repeated. “Mizuki-sensei.“

“Oh. Oh! That guy.” Naruto frowned. “That’s right. You were friends.”

Iruka sighed. “Best friends.”

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I was re-reading naruto and stumbled upon the leaf-on-your-forehead exercise and then I thought about Tobirama’s childhood and here we are XD

Tobirama is a natural chakra sensor so it was probably really distracting to have powerhouse Hashirama at his side… and yes, this is the first time Hashirama performed the mokuton :3