It's Sad Because It's True.

I loved this part of the episode with the initials 😍😍

So I asked my cousin not to out me as asexual, she has already...to her boyfriend without my consent when I was right there, to my family which she has come very to close on several occasions. So instead of acknowledging my request as a normal human being might, she throws it back at me and blames my current depressed mood for being touchy. Bitch you are not helping.

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you

Yeah Bitch....YOU

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I really think I’m asexual. I’ve been wondering about it for years but i’m pretty sure of it now. I’m almost 21 and have never had any desire to have kiss anyone, let alone have sex, and other than harmless innocent celebrity crushes I’ve never had a crush on anyone, male or female. I don’t check guys out when i go out nor do i stalk them on facebook, insta, twitter, etc. I see couples holding hands or kissing in public and don’t feel jealous at all. I’m very unattractive to say the least so avoiding relationships will never be an issue for me but i just wish asexuality was more talked about and recognised so that i wouldn’t feel so alone. I just wish I could talk to someone who’s going through the same things and who could give me advice on how to deal with being asexual and how to tell people about it without creeping them out

I had to learn to recognize sexual references and innuendo. Even now my first reaction/thought doesn't connect a reference to sex. I don't really understand the cake and dragon theme either though.

lol how about stop thinking that asexuals don’t understand sexual innuendos or sexual references – we’re not children go fuck yourself????????

Looking back, it is really embarrassing the amount of sexual innuendo and flirting I didn’t catch. I don’t mean as a child. I mean as a teenager in high school AND as a twenty-something in college. Yikes. I thought I was just being nice and people thought I was flirting.

Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

Bachelorette Party

My friend is getting married, and I’m a bridesmaid. Now I face my newest pressing fear. The Bachelorette Party. I am dreading this thing. I am not sex repulsed, more of a sex neutral, but still not a fan. And this party is going to be awful. Mostly because of the Thing. Penises. Lots and lots of penises. There will be cakes, straws, confetti, banners, games, fake ones, and (of all horrors) real ones. 

I feel like I only have two options. Play along, pretend I’m interested and having fun, or decline the penis themed objects and food and be a buzz kill (story of my life). The last thing I want to happen is to be strong armed into explaining my orientation. I know these women; add booze to any occasion and they will nag at me until I give in and ‘enjoy it’ or explain myself.

The bride knows I am asexual, but the rest of the bridal party doesn’t know. I don’t have a particularly good relationship with a few of the bridesmaids and in simple terms: I NEVER want to talk about it with them.