Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

Bachelorette Party

My friend is getting married, and I’m a bridesmaid. Now I face my newest pressing fear. The Bachelorette Party. I am dreading this thing. I am not sex repulsed, more of a sex neutral, but still not a fan. And this party is going to be awful. Mostly because of the Thing. Penises. Lots and lots of penises. There will be cakes, straws, confetti, banners, games, fake ones, and (of all horrors) real ones. 

I feel like I only have two options. Play along, pretend I’m interested and having fun, or decline the penis themed objects and food and be a buzz kill (story of my life). The last thing I want to happen is to be strong armed into explaining my orientation. I know these women; add booze to any occasion and they will nag at me until I give in and ‘enjoy it’ or explain myself.

The bride knows I am asexual, but the rest of the bridal party doesn’t know. I don’t have a particularly good relationship with a few of the bridesmaids and in simple terms: I NEVER want to talk about it with them.

variant of The Path™ that matches the default dirt path 🌳

I had to learn to recognize sexual references and innuendo. Even now my first reaction/thought doesn't connect a reference to sex. I don't really understand the cake and dragon theme either though.

lol how about stop thinking that asexuals don’t understand sexual innuendos or sexual references – we’re not children go fuck yourself????????

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

I've been unfriended on facebook. Stupid right? But it was like a sucker punch. She was my best friend. And now it feels final. I tried to explain it to my cousin. I don't build relationships so friendship is highly important to me. Losing my best friend like this is breaking my heart. I understand why she did what she did last year. But I always held to hope I could rebuild what I broke. I broke our friendship because I didn't understand that a friend could never stand a chance against a boyfriend.

K’s Sterek Starter Kit

We heard there are new people still coming! Poor souls, that’s gonna be a painful journey, but trust me, I would not change it for anything else!

This list is my personal STEREK STARTER KIT/STEREK MUST READ LIST, so I hope you will enjoy it! (most of the links are to our recs, where you can find more details and notes ;))

The first thing I always recommend new people in fandom is Important Things by suzvoy (which was my first Sterek fic and I love it to bits and pieces) and it works like a charm every time!

Then you just have to read (Sacred) In the Ordinary by idyll because of reasons.

Best Harry Potter AU every fandom needs? I’m sure you will just love Untamed by rosepetals42.

The happy making ones you can read over and over again:

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain

DILF by twentysomething

Daddy Do’s by bookgodess15

Cupboard Love by mklutz 

This is not even a fic, but you have to see it - Needs More Sparkly Pens by mm_coconut

Some more serious fics, which I love forever:

[Not!Fic] Random Craigslist Missed Connections Derek/Stiles Not!Fic of Doom by fire_juggler

oh what a shame by omelet

Sense of Home by siny

the broken radio is playing suicide by decideophobia

when the highway takes me by paxlux

The one that will make you love Allison, if you don’t already - You Know What I Mean by stilinskisparkles

And this one make you love Peter for sure - The More Things Change by KouriArashi

The original ones with amazing plots:

There’s Monsters At Home by calrissian18

What You Can’t See by darkmagess

Courage Through Fear by Pookaseraph 

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In the years before I found asexuality, the thought that repeatedly ran through my head was “I don’t like boys… but I don’t like girls either. Can’t I just be nothing? Just nothing?” And for a year and a half now I’ve had a name for it. I love knowing that there are so many of you out there that feel the same, and that it’s not just me. Thank you tumblr and thank you ace awareness week!

Beautiful

i wanted to try something new today, so here, a screen cap made to look like a painting. inspired by Rembrandt.